I left my job because life is too short to spend your time around miserable people. So I’ve set forth upon a couple of months of early retirement to figure out who I really am and what I really want to do. Here’s what I know:
Philadelphia is a wonderful place where I have great friends and a spastic, stubby dog who I just adore. I hate the idea of eating animals. I think Jennifer Aniston is the most beautiful woman alive. My favorite place on the planet is New Orleans and I will live there again one day. I’m still not over Prince William getting married without me. Soap Operas are awful and so addicting. I idolize my parents. I’m Taylor Swift’s biggest fan. The Phillies and the Saints are my favorite professional organizations. I wish I liked to work out. I wish drinking champagne provided the same effects as working out. I’d like to be more like Kathie Lee and Hoda. I’m boy crazy – well, I guess at this point, ‘man’ crazy. Some day I think I’ll buy a boat. I wish I’d saved more up until this point so I could just do that now.
Stay tuned – I have a whole lot of thoughts.